
Director Frank Henenlotter insists he makes exploitation films, not horror. The line is blurry in Basket Case and Brain Damage, but Frankenhooker made the distinction a little bit clearer. With his fifth and final film, Bad Biology, Henenlotter goes all the way. The paradox of Bad Biology is A) you should see it without knowing anything about it and B) you really ought to know what you’re getting yourself into. It’s easily the most offensive movie I’ve featured all month. For most viewers, the offending material will probably be the rampant psychosexuality and violence toward mutant babies.
The main character, Jennifer, is a sex addict with an abnormal vagina. Not only is she helplessly compelled to sleep with strangers every night, she murders them before giving birth to a baby merely two hours after its conception. In a concurrent subplot, there’s a guy nicknamed Batz on account of him being bat-shit insane. His penis was accidentally severed at birth; although the doctors were able to reattach it, it never worked right. In an effort to rejuvenate his beloved member, he began experimenting with steroids and other drugs. Now his penis has developed a drug deficiency and a mind of its own.
You remember the phallic rocket gag in the Austin Powers movies? There’s a scene like that near the end of Bad Biology. It’s much funnier because it doesn’t require cheap cameos to sell it (only cheap effects). Just when you think the sequence is over, it starts all over again, and the sheer stupidity of it makes you snicker. A lot of R-rated Hollywood comedies certainly try to be as outlandish as Bad Biology in a safe, MPAA-approved way, but Henenlotter pulls off the real deal effortlessly.

Obviously Jennifer and Batz are made for each other, but they don’t meet until the second half of the movie. That may sound like the movie plods, but it doesn’t. It’s actually one of the best contemporary exploitation films I’ve ever seen. It’s also one of the shittiest-looking. No, it’s not quite as shitty-looking as yesterday’s Video Violence, but movies like that get a pass because a bonafide film shouldn’t look as bad as Bad Biology does.
Despite the gore and the bizarre subject matter, it’s a cute little picture. Now it’s time for Basket Case 4, Frank. We all want to see it, buddy.

