or WHAT goddamn it?!
This is where the comparison to Netflix makes the most sense: if you want brand new stuff you’re going to have to pay for it separately. With a few exceptions, I’m not the biggest fan of modern comics anyway. If you’re anything like me the service will pay for itself in as little as a day. I’m a guy who gets sick of things pretty quickly. Yet I’ve gotten hours of enjoyment from MU.
Don’t sign up just yet, however. The Android app for Marvel Unlimited is bad. And I mean really, really bad. If you’re used to reading comics on Comixology and CBreaders like ComicRack, you’re going to get frustrated quickly. Even if you haven’t been spoiled by the slickness of these standards you’re prone to toss your tablet at the window anyway. As usual, developers decided to focus on the Apple version while throwing Android’s together with little to no thought put into it.
I want to point out that the app, if the comments on Play are any indication, is actually improving. It apparently went from diarrhea to slightly solid turds, but hopefully the trend will continue. As it is, the MU app is the shittiest app I actually use. For all the downfalls, there just isn’t a legitimate deal anywhere else quite as good as Marvel Unlimited.
Things that suck about the Marvel Unlimited app:
1. Zoom sucks. They didn’t have zoom at all to begin with. When you spread your fingers on the screen you expect the interface to know that’s the position where you want to zoom. The MU app doesn’t know this. It always zooms to the center of the comic regardless of where your fingers are placed. Then you have to then drag your finger across the screen (always more than once) to find the rough location of what you were looking for in the first place. I’ve spent a lifetime training myself not to look at panels ahead of the one I’m on (a huge accomplishment for an impatient child, mind you) and this kind of defeats that training.
2. Resolution sucks. Once you zoom in to a detail you can’t quite make out, you’ll wonder why you tried to zoom at all.
3. The MU app doesn’t care if your tablet’s rotation is locked, it’ll rotate all damn day until the cows come home. When I’m reading in bed, I do a lot of turning, which inevitably makes the app rotate the page. This normally wouldn’t be such a big deal if A) I could turn off the feature in the app’s settings and B) the view would return to portrait mode. See, once the app decides to go widescreen it ain’t going back. I used to have to back out of the app altogether, reload the comic, and flip through the pages again to find where I left off. That’s a major pain in the ass. I found that if you return the tablet to its upright position, go back a page and go forward again, the problem corrects itself. This “solution” is still a pain in the ass, just not as major. Which reminds me…
4. No bookmarks. If you leave the comic you’re reading for any reason, you had better leave the app running in the background. Otherwise it doesn’t give a shit about continuity and it’ll make you hunt for where you left off. That’s a major oversight in design.
5. Page turning isn’t as responsive as it should be. The only exception is when you accidentally turn the page. Then it seems as if it’s trying to set a world record.
6. Entire word balloons don’t load. So far, reloading the comic does not fix this issue. I assume this means MU isn’t just sending us simple JPEG scans, but two or more layers per each image. But if you think it’s easy reading a comic without a word balloon you’re crazy. Although it’s kind of neat to see the art unblocked, more than half the time that this happens you can’t read the black lettering because there isn’t any white there to contrast it. Good luck trying to figure out who’s saying what, too. I checked: I don’t have the same problem with disappearing balloons when I’m reading on the desktop. But imagine being on a long bus ride with no internet access and finding the six comics you chose for offline viewing are unreadable. Worse, those six comics are a tight run so you don’t want to read the next one in line until you can read the first one. Oh yeah, and…
7. The limit of six comics (again, “Unlimited” is just a buzz word these days) for offline reading was obviously implemented by someone who doesn’t use the service, never would use the service, and doesn’t give a shit about anyone who does. I can connect my tablet to the internet when I’m on the prowl in town, sure, but it’s a pain in the ass and I usually choose not to do it. But my job takes me out of town weekly and podunks aren’t exactly known for amazing cellular reception anyway.
8. Lack of settings. Going back to point 3, I really wanted to turn rotate off. No problem, I thought. I’ll just check the settings. Funny thing about that: there aren’t any.
9. The app really looks like something designed by an amateur. The online desktop version looks pretty shitty, too.
10. Smart panel view isn’t nearly as smart as Comixology.
I have a few issues with the service itself, too. As seen in the picture near the top of this post, there are frequent bugs here and there. There are also gaps in series continuity that’ll leave you scratching your head. For instance, if you want to read Wolverine’s first appearance in Incredible Hulk #180, no problem. But if you want to read the conclusion in #181 then you’re shit out of luck ’cause it ain’t there.
But back to the tune I was singing when I began this post: I love the service. I’m reading stuff I never thought I’d get to read and sometimes stuff I never thought I wanted to read. Bugs and shitty apps aside, it is a wonderfully convenient service. In my mind, it’s easily worth the price. I read a lot more than ten dollars worth of stuff in the first night alone.